Posted in The Hammered Hen, The Hen House, The Hungry Hen, The Scoop from the Coop, Things to Crow About

Bitterless Coffee & Sweet Tea

There’s a trick Grandma used to do that no one seems to know anymore. A way she made her coffee that made it taste unlike anything we’ve tasted since. Well, unless you know the trick, which, now days, quite a few are catching on thanks to Pinterest and Social Media.

A pinch of salt– add a pinch of salt, or, about 1/4th teaspoon for those who need exact measurements, to the coffee after you put it in the filter. If you are using the a reusable K-pod, for those with Keurigs, then do the exact same thing, only a smaller amount.

A pinch of salt will kick the bitter right out of your cups.

For those who can’t drink coffee because it causes heartburn, add a pinch or so of baking soda. Use this, instead of salt, which will actually combat the bitterness AND help illuminate the heartburn!

And if you want something that tastes expensively delicious but without the price tag or brand name, and that doesn’t have that nasty chemical aftertaste a lot of flavored coffees have, add cinnamon and or nutmeg to the coffee — not the cup, but let it brew with the coffee itself. Play with the amount– a couple of sprinkles or just a dash. Add one or both. You can even add a splash of extract like Vanilla.

I’ve made my coffee like this for years– with baking sofa, cinnamon and sometimes nutmeg. People always ask where I bought my coffee and those who can’t stand flavors, loved mine. They’re shocked with I tell them the Brand– one of the most common but cheapest on the grocery store shelf. Not to mention, shocked at the flavor.

I’m a cream in the cup kind of girl but for those times when I run out, a cup of coffee made this smooth, I can drink it black, no problem.

For tea, do the same thing. What happens is, the Baking Soda and or Salt attacks the Tannins in the tea, which is what can make Tea a bit bitter. Of course, the Tannins in the Tea is what Herbalists swoon over. They are what makes the healthy properties in Tea and what makes those properties combat so many ugly unwanteds. To read more about Tannins, check out:

The Healing Properties of Black & Green Tea

So give it a try next time you brew up a batch and let us know if you have any tricks you’ve been adding to yours! 😜


Posted in From Scratch, The Hammered Hen

Bloody Mary Mix & Bloody Mary Recipe

Here’s one for the Hammered Hen or the not-so Hammered Hen. Meaning, you can either drink the Mix without alcohol for a spicier Tomato treat or add the alcohol.


Bloody Mary Mix

  • 2 1/4 cups Tomato Juice – (If you have fresh Tomatoes from the Garden and want to juice your own, go for it. If not, buy your favorite brand of Juice from the store.)
  • 1/4 cup of Lemon Juice
  • 1/2 tsp. Black Pepper
  • 1/2 tsp. Salt
  • 1/2 tsp. Celery Seed
  • 1 tsp. Worcestershire Sauce
  • 1/2 tsp. Hot Pepper Sauce
  • Optional: You can replace the salt with Celery Salt. If you do so, you can eliminate the Celery Seed or keep it. And you can also add, optional, 1/2 tsp. Prepared  Horseradish & a dash of Cayenne.

Combine everything in a Mason Jar. Cover with lid and give a good shake. Keeps in Fridge for a week. Remember to shake before using.


Bloody Mary – Hammered Hen Style

  • 1/2 cup Cracked Ice
  • 2 & 1/2 ounces of Vodka
  • 5 ounces of Bloody Mary Mix (recipe above)
  • 1 Celery Stalk

Add the ice to a glass. Add Vodka and Bloody Mary Mix to a Mason Jar with a lid. Shake it like you just don’t care. *wink* Pour over ice and yell Hammer-Time.

Posted in Herbicidal Hens, The Hammered Hen, The Healthy Hen


dandelion vintage catnipHere we go, Herbicidal Hens! Don’t go pluckin’ that weed too fast! Today, we are crowin’ bout the Dandelion.

I had been workin’ on this one but since Spring is creepin’ cross the mountains of Virginia, I realized I’d better get things finished up. Especially since our yards will be burstin’ with these golden blooms that many love or love to hate.

Now, while there was plenty of Mountain Lore surroundin’ the Dandelion, there was also plenty of Folk Medicine surroundin’ it too. These medicines and cures have been adopted by many now days and used presently by many Herbalists alike. Dandelions is not only a blood purifier but it stimulates gland activity. It can work wonders for the liver, bladder. kidneys, and the gastrointestinal tract – great for constipation. It can also aid with digestion by increasing the amounts of saliva and bile that the body makes. The tea can be a diuretic. It has also been known to treat arthritis, lower blood pleasure and cholesterol. Caution should be taken, however, because some people can be allergic.  Usually people know if they are or not already.

Dandelions are rich in calcium, Potassium, Vitamin C and A. The plant has antioxidant and anti-inflammatory properties , is a liver –protectant and can be used for weight loss (even though it is also used to treat loss of appetite). The leaves and root have something called taraxasterol, which is a triterpene.

The Dandelion grows and blooms all the way through March into September. It is not hard to find or collect. It is known to be bitter, though, so for those who need an aid, you may wish to mix it with a sweetener like Honey or other herbs, fruits or leaves.

Before we get down to specific recipes, let me throw some light on the Mountain-Lore traditions surroundin’ the Dandelion.

Plant Dandelion in the Northwest corner of the house or property and the owner shall receive the gift of favorable winds. However, you can also whisper a message to the seeding stem and blow….the seeds shall carry that message to a loved one who is far, far away. You can also use the same method to see how long you shall live. However many seeds left will give you the years one has left. If you have no interest in years lived, however, maybe you need to tell the time. Again, using the same method, blow 3 times, the seeds left will give you the hour of the day or night.

For those really deep in superstition, make a tea and that alone will bring about a sort of psychic intuition. The steam from the tea can be released by the bedside, if you or someone wish to call forth spirits.

Now, how bout we get to more practical uses?

Back in the old days, people would dry, roast and grind up the root as a replacement for coffee. This was probably very helpful during times of winter when provisions were low or durin’ times of war when items such as tea and coffee were hard to come by. As far as healin’ goes, well, there is a ton of information there. (See recipe below)

file000125728323Collection: Collect Leaves, Root and Flowers of the Dandelion. Dry All. Some people collect the leaves when the plant is young and use them in a salad. Others use the plant to make a Wine.

Tea Recipes

Aid Digestion, Increase Bile and Rid of Gas

  • 1 oz. dried Dandelion Root
  • 2/3 oz. Fennel Seeds
  • 2/3 oz. Peppermint Leaves

Steep in 1 cup Hot water for 10 minutes. (Remember, 10 minutes or more helps release Tannins and give potency to the tea.


DSCN4239Skin Cleanser Tea

  • 2/3 oz. Dandelion Root
  • 2/3 oz. Dandelion Leaves
  • 2/3 oz. Nettle Leaves
  • 2/3 oz. Red Clover Blossoms
  • 2/3 oz. Rose Hips


Steep in 1 cup hot water for 10 minutes. Drink Daily. @-# weeks, you will see a difference in skin.


Metabolism Aid, Kidney Stimulator, Relieve Bloating and Release Fluid Tea

  • 1 oz. Dandelion Root
  • 1 oz. Dandelion Leaves
  • 2/3 oz.  Nettle Leaves
  • 2/3 oz. Spearmint Leaves

Steep in 1 cup of water for 10 or more minutes.


DSCN2525Help Stimulate a Child’s or Person’s Appetite

  • Use the root or leaves to create a tea but add dried fruit or honey. A tablespoon or so of the dried plant should do but play with the potency especially with children. Remember, the plant is bitter so they need a little masking to help it down—that’s where the fruit or honey comes in.
  • Drink 1/2 cup 30 minutes before a meal.

Purify Kidneys and Bladder – Aid with Stones

Folk Medicine was big on using Dandelion to do this. Science now days backs up the claim. Dandelions in high doeses of 200 mgs have proven to have the ability to increase red blood cells, normalize white blood cell counts which backs the claims that it is a blood purifier. So, this remedy, though from the mountains, may just indeed have some scientific studies backing it.

  • 2 tbsp. Dandelion leaves
  • 1 tsp. Nettle leaves

1 quart of hot water and steep for 10 minutes. Dilute with another quart of hot water and drink within half an hour. Drink daily until stones have passed and once a week to prevent new ones.

DSCN4200Coffee Anyone?

Cut Roots into pieces and dry in an oven at 150 degrees F with the door cracked about 2 inches. You leave the door cracked so that air can circulate.  Then roast them in a pan at 325 degrees until brown—remember to turn them and brown the all the way around. If you are good at dehydrating with a Dehydrator, go for it but remember you still have to roast them in an oven after. Grind and use 1 tsp. per cup. This is also great if you are trying to wean yourself off of coffee.

Digestion Using Alcohol

This isn’t used for getting drunk but to aid in digestion—which is also why Dandelion Wine is so popular or a reason for popularity other than just drinking wine. But say you can’t make your own Shine or Wine? Here is a simple method. Take a handful of the flowers and steep for one week in a pint of clear grain alcohol or your favorite wine.  Keeping it in a cool, dark place. If you can not handle drinking a shot or so after, then mix 1 tsp. in with a favorite herbal tea every day after meals. This will help with digestion.

Remember, Dandelion can be used in a tea as a Diuretic and to cleanse the body of toxins.

Now, if you are out to make actual Wine—I know I have some awesome Hammered Hens out there, I found this recipe for you on

Recipe by: Elle

“This very old recipe utilizes the bane of homeowners: the dandelion! I found this in 1993 when a flood left our front yard full of beautiful, very large dandelions. The blossoms CANNOT have been sprayed with any pesticides, and should be thoroughly rinsed.” Quoted by Elle


  • 1 quart yellow dandelion blossoms, well rinsed
  • 1 gallon boiling water
  • 1 (.25 ounce) package active dry yeast
  • 8 cups white sugar
  • 1 orange, sliced
  • 1 lemon slice


  1. Place dandelion blossoms in the boiling water, and allow to stand for 4 minutes. Remove and discard the blossoms, and let the water cool to 90 degrees F (32 degrees C).
  2. Stir in the yeast, sugar, orange slices, and lemon slice; pour into a plastic fermenter, and attach a fermentation lock. Let the wine ferment in a cool area until the bubbles stop, 10 to 14 days. Siphon the wine off of the lees, and strain through cheesecloth before bottling in quart-sized, sterilized canning jars with lids and rings. Age the wine at least a week for best flavor.

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Posted in Canning & Preserving, The Hammered Hen

Homemade Honey Booze: Perfect for the Hammered Hen

_DSC5178You know what sets you apart from the rest? You’re hammered OR you’re willin’ to get hammered AND every- damn- body knows a well seasoned- Hammered-Hen brings the best gifts! lol

These are great — at Christmas or Thanksgiving — easy to make even for the most hammered of all Hens which for all I know, could be you. .

And if the festive- get together isn’t so damn festive, absolutely no worries. Just sneak over to the gift table, unwrap a few and  throw back a few Jars of this.

You will need:

  • Decorative Wide Mouth Jar
  • Mandarin Orange (However many you need to pack the Jar with.)
  • Honey
  • Brandy, Vodka, or Gin
  • Water


  1. Sterilize the Jar.
  2. Fill with Mandarin Oranges — Optional– grate off orange peel careful NOT to get any white. The white is what makes it bitter. Pack tightly.
  3. Cover with Cold Water and allow this to sit for half a day or a few hours— until you feel the water is strong enough.
  4. Strain water and reserve.
  5. In a saucepan, mix one part Honey to three parts Brandy, Vodka or Gin. You will add this to 3-4 parts water (The water drained from the Mandarin Oranges.) DO NOT BOIL. Heat just enough to dissolve the Honey.
  6. Pour this mixture back over the oranges in the jar.
  7. Seal.
  8. Store in a cool, dark place for one month.


If you don’t want to get “Hammered” then this is great to sip on as a cough syrup or just to warm you up in the Winter particularly if you use Brandy. You can cook with it, too and use for Hams, or Poultry. Drizzle some over Ice Cream or Cake.